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disluminati:

Simon: Are you Alliance? 
Jubal Early: Am I a lion? 
Simon: What? 
Jubal Early: I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well though, I have a mighty roar. 
Simon: I said “Alliance.” 
Jubal Early: Oh, I thought… 
Simon: No, I was… 
Jubal Early: That’s weird. 

itmakesmefeelsomop:

1) Holy Testicle Tuesday
神聖的睾丸 ・ Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN

2) The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant
大象爆炸式的拉肚子 ・ Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze

3) Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass
太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股 ・ Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo

4) Holy Mother of…

gottacatchemall:

[Pokemon Finger Puppets]

igotiraq:

This could go one of two ways.

I VOLUNTEER (Get it?  KATniss?)

or

SEIG HEIL

There are people who have said that I’m being brave for being openly supportive of gay marriage, gay adoption, basically of gay rights; but with all due respect I humbly dissent, I’m not being brave, I’m being a decent human being. And I don’t think I should receive an award for that or for merely stating what I believe to be true, that love is a human experience not a political statement, however, I acknowledge that sadly we live in a world where not everybody feels the same. My family and I will help the good fight continue until that long awaited moment arrives, when our rights are equal and when the political limits on love have been smashed.

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